If you want a ruckman to make his presence felt in a physical contest you call for Toby Nankervis.

If you want a big man to drop in a hole to cut off opposition scoring thrusts you call for Toby Nankervis.

If you want a dexterous and creative forward to put their hand up for Goal of the Year you don't call for Toby Nankervis.

Or maybe you do. 'Nank the Tank' kicked one out of somebody else's box on Saturday, winning a boundary throw in close to goal, tapping it again out of opposition hands, then throwing his leg at the ball mid-air only to see it sail through from the angle.

It may not win the car, but it should at least deliver a big-screen TV!